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Aiden was in the fetal position on my couch.

  • Aiden was in the fetal position on my couch. "The Falcons win whenever I sit like this," he said. No fair - I wanted superpowers too. I found some dusty texts at the library about

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  • superheroes before, but they were just old comics. "This isn't fair, the Bills are clearly the better team! You using your powers for some stupid game is a waste." I gave him a

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  • wedgy that would have created a skid mark that looked like Crunch bar slammed into boiled fat. See, if I give you a wedgy as Clark Kent, it's just a regular wedgy. When I'm Superma

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  • n I give you a Superwedgie. I won't go into the gruesome details. You'd be compressed into a sphere the size of a marble, and that would be the most pleasant part. I've only had to

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  • warn most people once about this, but you, you don't seem to listen. I hope for your sake you wore your grandmother's underpants today, because if you wore a thong you will be most

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  • likely to attract unwanted attention to yourself. I have x-ray goggles, and can see everything! The good, the bad, the - oh my eyes! I could have gone my whole life without seeing

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  • what goes on in a middle school faculty lounge. The hedonism! I pulled off my x-ray goggs just as Miss Biddlecombe opened the door. "Francis? shouldn't you be in Trigonometry?"

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  • Francis had read too many political books and threw the math book at her. "SCHOOL IS IMPRISONING US INTO A BASIC WORKING CLASS TO ENSLAVE US ALL!" I gasped as Ms. Biddlecombe sudde

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  • Nly admitted she was a slave in a government training centre. If she admitted she was disgusted while trying to be amused, she would be out of a job. Elvis Costello walked in and

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  • ruined everything. He caused her to smile, he caused her to feel. Nly didn't know how much more she could take without losing her sanity.

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