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Barry Manilow stole into my room last night at 3 a.m. At first I thought it was a dream, but when he crawled into my bed & began singing "Mandy," I knew something was up. -
When he finished singing "Mandy," I asked him what he was doing in my bed. He just sang "Copacabana" and 3 backup singers crawled into bed with us. I really started freaking out. -
"Why me? Why my bed?" I gibbered. Barry Manilow looked at me with his droopy eyes. "We've got nowhere else to go." I snuggled down between 2 of the plusher backing singers who kind -
of first sang, "Copacabana," only to sudden transition into Coldplay's "Viva la Vida" and Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance." -
It's was a weirdto go from sing copacabana toviva la vida and bad romace. what next sing one direction song then into 5sos and then marron 5 song.
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After singing so many random songs that were shouted out to me by the strangely eclectic audience, I decided it was time to quench my thirst at the bar. I hopped off stage and made -
a bee line to the ladies room. There was a line, of course. I got in line behind a couple of heifers who were wearing their hides three sizes too small. The Jersey one turned to me -
and mooed loudly. "My apologies, ma'am," I said, stepping out of the queue. I didn't have time to wait for the cows to manoeuvre themselves into the tiny bathroom. I squatted down -
behind a haystack to relieve myself and rued the day that I had taught the cows how to use the bathroom. Sure, there was less cleanup in the field, but the toilet fixture couldn't -
handle the overload. No matter, I got right on the problem and am now the proud inventor of the patented Indoor Moo MooPoo Poo! Business is booming andhere's one cow in every home!
Comments
“Manoeuvre” sounds like something cows would do.
By Gibber on November 23, 2018 @ 19:42
You maneuver a zeppelin. You mismaneuver the Hindenburg.
By LordVacuity on November 23, 2018 @ 20:14
This story made me chuckle! Udder chaos!
By Kyerra on November 24, 2018 @ 10:56
Nice 3 year hop you made up there, Kyerra! Thanks for waking up the story.
By Woab on November 24, 2018 @ 13:04
I try to look for older stories when I have time! I haven’t had a chance to the last few days but I will again!
By Kyerra on November 24, 2018 @ 13:24
Me too! When I’m bored, I just go down the list on the right-hand side of the ADD page. The hardest one is where you have to add to a random story! You never know what you’ll be getting into, but that’s fun, too. I am thankful for Folding Story and all the writers, here!
By Woab on November 24, 2018 @ 13:28
Sometimes, I do the random ones when I can’t decide. It can be a little nerve-wracking but then I’m usually able to come up with SOMETHING! Otherwise, I just click ADD then go for the dormant or aging ones if I have the time to do a few at once.
By Kyerra on November 24, 2018 @ 13:31
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