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No government should ever be in the business

  • No government should ever be in the business of killing its own citizens. This is doubly so when the government gets to set the rules about which people it is allowed to round up

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  • ... I had to stop my fold right there. Soldiers were ramming down the door. I hastily erased my account and unplugged my computer. They would never find out my true identity.

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  • When the soldiers broke through my door, I feigned surprise &, fiddling with my apron strings, asked them to sit down for a cup of tea. "Who is it you boys are looking for?" I inno

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  • ppurtunely adjusted my seat and busted a "squeaker." The soldiers had heard it. They pretended not to. But one soldier was chuckling into his fist. "We're looking for a deserter."

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  • "His friends call him Irish Pete, but his real name is Kathleen Schwartzman...oh, and he wears a bra, panties, and combat boots in the shower." That same soldier laughed and fart

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  • hings shot out his nose,from a previously lost wager. Hey Coonie, I bet you latrine duty you can't get Irish Pete to show us his tattoo of Shanghai Li!" Coonie, sneered. "I bet you

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  • Do not know how to hide your covert narcissism. " "Shall we go outside? How about the parking lot in back?", he sneered back. The mind police were called

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  • to make sure every had as little self esteem as possible. The mind police never check empty parking lots for narcissists, since there were no reflective surfaces. "Sticks and stone

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  • d teenagers may both seem shell shocked, but only the stick shall beat the habit." warned Master Quong. The disciple monks stared at him wide-eyed, since they had all snorted meth

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  • None of th believed this was actually happening. So they all nodded as one, but said nothing. They then picked up sticks and beat the master habitually from that day forth.

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1 Comments

  1. Magic Apr 13 2016 @ 19:23

    Hmmm. From threatening soldiers to monks. Interesting.

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