1 xxzyzxx's photo

The police are so full of shit X-{

2 Jimbeau's photo

Whose turd was it?

3 Woab's photo

I think the man selling the Porsche did it. He was a sore loser.

4 IceSquad's photo

You gotta understand, a Porsche is no ordinary car. Its AI has evolved the ability to convert its own waste products into turds, which it drops periodically onto the backseat. Porsche engineers have been made aware of this caveat, and are hard at work teaching their vehicles to flush after themselves.

5 LordVacuity's photo

Then the Porsche AI needs to be exposed to a dataset which shows how humans react to a turd in the back seat of their expensive cars. Maybe then it will evolve a more suitable system of elimination.

6 PurpleProf's photo

Oh man…y’all give me an endorphin rush! LOL (quite literally)!!!!

7 SlimWhitman's photo

Never mind the Taycan,
Porsche never stops evolving,
the Turdcan is here!

8 MadWorld's photo

You don’t need a Porsche to drive home your point: any disgruntled employee could have deposited the turd on the car’s backseat; a good drone armed with 8k digital video capability could show that…better, yet…a Tikad drone, developed by Duke Robotics, armed with a machine-gun and a grenade launcher could take out both the evil employee and the Porsche!

9 LordVacuity's photo

I didn’t know the Porsche was dating.

10 MadWorld's photo

Rascal is a K-9 officer…a German Shepherd Police Officer…

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