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Sharon was peckish, and Tara was sheepish...

  • Sharon was peckish, and Tara was sheepish... Between the two of them, it was turning into a real zoo of unchecked primitive impulses. Both were sisters, which might have explained

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  • why they both had port wine stains of barnyard animals on their faces, and they both had the same last name. Sharon was older than Tara. Tara was taller, despite having lost

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  • her legs from the knees down in battle years ago. Sharon looked up at Tara expectantly. "Well? How can you stand so easily on your knee stumps?" Tara refused to answer such a rude

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  • person such as Sharon. Tara walked away on her knee stumps leaving Sharon behind in the cold snow. Tara hated her she was such a

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  • bitch. unbelievable. can you imagine how

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  • ? i can't imagine how. even though i tried once. so unbelievable. "Sarah! Your writing, it's

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  • so ethereal, so mysterious,so beyond the fathomable Sarah! Trying to interpret it's hidden meanings from two folds away is like looking into the opaque dusts obscuring the Milk Way

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  • Which is opposed by the Cheesy Way. Chuck E. Cheese and his minions were listing the planets in their universe, by proximity to their sun. The Milk King noticed this and responded

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  • by producing his own chart of CLF-habitable planets, ranked by their ability to sustain cows in high style. Cosmic Cheese Purveyer Chuck E. admitted this was a more pragmatic way

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  • to make the most smelly cheese in the galaxy.

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