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Encyclopedia Brown questioned the Chef of

  • Encyclopedia Brown questioned the Chef of the Golden Dugong on the decapitation of Head of the restaurant Feng Ruilang,while Det. Manatee tried lighting a soggy cigarette.Giving up

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  • Manatee tasted the fried rice surrounding the severed head. "This is cooked Szechwan style. This head is from a different restaurant!" Encylo-Brown, not to one-upped, noted

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  • that garlic was actually a "black" garlic which could never be found in the Szechwan province. Encyclo-Brown said, "Red herring." Det. Manatee grazed on the rice and said

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  • "Mmm, no it has more of a rainbow trout flavor which could place Feng Ruilang anywhere from North America to Asia." Encyclo-Brown grabbed an eggroll and said "Not helpful". Manatee

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  • started to reply but was cut off. "Frankly, " Encyclopedia Brown sneered, "you're about as good a gourmand as you are a detective." Incensed, Det. Manatee took his vermeil crabfork

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  • and used it to turn the page in the enormous unabridged French-to-English dictionary in order to find the word "gourmand." "I bet it's not a word," sneered Encyclopedia Brown. The

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  • meat cleaver sliced Encylopedia Brown clean in half. Julia Child didn't mince words. "Save the liver!" she trilled & took another swig from the bottle. Julia slipped a little on

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  • a moussaka rind, but regained her balance. Julia Child had been imbibed for the past three seasons [citation needed] but a bisected Encyclopedia Brown was the strangest ingredient

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  • in the drink known only as the Rachael Ray. It was not the ideal chaser when one had been imbibing Julia Childs for the past three years, but then, what was? Heroinegirl swallowed

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  • and did something heroic, just like here name suggested. She saved the town from the indemnable end and lived until she died.

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1 Comments

  1. sundancer Oct 09 2016 @ 05:44

    Julia Child did it. With a meat cleaver. In the kitchen. Case closed!

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