Her maths was not great, but she knew that

Her maths was not great, but she knew that if 12 muffins were executed in the oven, 12 dead muffins should be available to depose of. But there were only 11. Raspberry-blood was

spilled all over the kitchen, dripping down the white cupboards like honey down a bears chin. This act was of a sinister nature, far beyond what the twins were capable of.

She suspected them nonetheless. Obviously, she was wrong. Just as she began to make he way towards their bedroom, a rush of air flew past her head and

left a green-gold glittery mess in her hair. It then lifted her up & transported her onto the jet stream heading east towards Siberia. All was glittering now & it emanated from the

Green coloured halo surrounding her head. Siberia never looked this green, the Clinton News Network proclaimed. Little did they know it wasn't global warming. Judge Dread denounced

that an explosively growing green moss was covering Siberia. Not only that, but it would spread across the Bering Sea to America in a matter of weeks, maybe even days,

American inaction during the Trump Regency had allowed climate change to bring the walls down, that is the glaciers were melting and releasing their dead and not so dead. A danger

to himself and others, the man in the orange mask often found himself falling off buildings and into manholes. "This is Great!" he would always yell from the back of the ambulance

"They'll refer to me forever as Manhole Man!" Unfortunately the press and soon the world nicknamed him Sewer Twat. Sewer Twat blushed deep in his orange mask and cape made of cod

pieces. GAWD! He'd made such a mess of his life! He felt a soft swish behind him the darkness. "Who's there?!" Sewer Twat cried.(Swish) "Want a balloon?" It whispered. "NOOOOOO!!"