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Mind reading is very real & anyone can do

  • Mind reading is very real & anyone can do it. You just need total concentration & practice. Try it at your next family function. You'll need to stare directly at them for at least

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  • the time it takes to say, "Pass ma's casserole." Just stare at the backs of heads; the backs of minds is where your vague existence lingers. Step 2: Mind Editing. A cosmic red pen

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  • cil is used by a cosmic Professor to point out cosmic grammatical errors by a cosmic undergraduate student in a cosmic essay about the cosmos. This is the Galactacademic

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  • fraud in flagrante delicto!" Carl Sagan threw the thesis into the fire and lit up a spliff. He was shivering with fury. "Beelyuns and beelyuns of crackpots, developing mad theories

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  • of the best way to create killer lines for folding stories!" In fact, he had been up until 2 in the morning folding stories. It was better than going to the 24-hour grocery store.

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  • The trick was to work in those killer lines so that their lethality went unnoticed so that any investigation would not lead back to the author. Here on FOLDINGSTORY it was a bit

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  • redundant to say so, however. So where were we? Oh yes. Colonel Rumpcheeks had just refused to serve his wine to a busload of alcoholic Republican conventioneers on the grounds

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  • that they were already red enough. The incontinent alkie Republicans were irate about this as they always are, but at least it spared Colonel Rumpcheeks his Chateau Rosso '43.

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  • He reflected that it would've been better to be Colonel Sanders right about now. At least it was impossible to ever run out of chickens.

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  • Alas, I am not Colonel Sanders, but a very hungry, humble guy in this crazy world. Yeah, my life has always been interesting.

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