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"You got me so fired up angry. I ain't gonna

  • "You got me so fired up angry. I ain't gonna wait for no jury! You've committed a crime so evil, so downright hayness. It's my duty to wipe you off the face o' the Earth without

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  • a trace of your kin's history. Why I'm pipin' hot mad. I'll obliterate ya. I'll tear ya to shreds. I'll murderize ya and stuff your ever-lovin' bits into a sack and feed 'em to my

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  • pony." Tinkerbell sure was milking this whole badassery phase. Ever since Peter Pan was cancelled, Tink became more & more despondent about the remnants of her acting career. "Hell

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  • right now, I would even be a part of Sharknado 2 if that's what it took to get money again." she sighed and stared down at the mystical jade pendant that the voodoo priest had

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  • accidentally dropped into the toilet half an hour earlier. As it turns out, this unfortunate event was exactly what she needed to get herself on the set of Dirty Voodoo, starring

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  • herself as the mystical fortune teller and Donald Trump as the president-in-crisis. She slapped her voodoo stick on the table and started to hum the phonetic alphabet, her eyes

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  • blazing. She took another swig from a jug before dumping the rest onto Trump's designer shoes. He was ranting and began insulting her. She cursed him, and just like that,

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  • Merv Griffin came over fuming. "Can you and Hillary please take this out of my casino?" he whispered urgently "The Taj Mahal already went bankrupt once, and a scene like this

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  • Would only invite the local sewer rats to take over the kitchen. Chef Joe knew this all too well, having accidentally baked one in a loaf of bread.

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  • He suddenly had an idea. "Let me show you something in the garden...." And he disappeared in the blink of an eye. So that was it. She knew there would be no escape.

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