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you would expect after eating so many garlic chips in under one minute. She asked me for gum and I gave her -
an informational packet about the negative long-term effects of artificial sweeteners. Unamused, she decided to -
go for the real stuff. She poured the simple syrup into her iced coffee, stirred in some milk and looked up to see -
an old man was looking at her boobs. She quickly covered them with her purse and screamed. A man nearby rushed in and -
much to her chagrin also proceeded to stare at her boobs...or so she thought. Soon the man saw the T-Rex
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approaching quickly, with its baby arms and razor-sharp teeth. However, it was distracted by the eyes of a bush baby, so
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see how I was really living. The lies, the deceit, he would probably stay in that dumpster.
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