Then she put a deep fried hard boiled egg

Then she put a deep fried hard boiled egg in front of me and I didn't know what to do.

So, I just stared at it, while absent mindedly picking the crusty psoriasis plaque build-up from my scalp, hoping she would not notice. But that egg was fascinating for its

smooth & perfect white ovalness, unlike my scabby head. I wondered if I cracked this perfect egg over my head & massaged it into my scalp, if it would cure my psoriasis.

I resisted the urge to try. The egg had been blessed by Miley Cyrus and was probably worth billions after her performance at the Grammys. So I sauntered to the local gemcutter, Mr.

Cyrus had called ahead. He didn't want me cashing in on this egg that Miley had blessed. The gemcutter said to me, "Look, I really want to help you out, but see, I got this

Issue with this diamond. It is fake!" Miley was stunned. Now she had to start over and the proverbial wrecking ball had come back to haunt her. The diamond was resold for $300.00.

Miley stood outside the pawn shop staring down at the $300 she'd gotten for the fake diamond. She'd counted on getting at least $300,000 for that one. How was she going to weekend

with that glittery frog who invited her to Prague on his private jet? She'd be laughed out of the glamorous lounge at the airport! But, she thought, she could claim she was robbed

and then flirt with the police officer. This was her plan. Unfortunately

the police officer was the incorruptable Sargent Samantha, who was about to take her license, but when Sam saw her pregnant husband she escorted them all the way to the hospital.