And the nominees for the best porn video

And the nominees for the best porn video title inspired by a mainstream movie name are

Megahead for best animated feature, Insertion for best special effects, No Cuntry for Old Men for best drama. Rounding out the best porn titles based on main stream titles is

True Tit, Hairy Potter, Morning Glory Hole, Parahormonal Activity, Red...sheets, The Social Disease Network, Ball Street II. Other titles include

The Black Dong, The King's Bitch, and other ubiquitous porn movie titles. Jennifer wanted to be more original in her porn film tiltling. So, she honed her skills on Folding Story

along with her fellow misfits. In a matter of days, she had collected a plethora of potential porn titles from the twisting tales. Unfortunately, most of them were nonsensical.

Lipstick Louise. Panty Malone. The Handcuff Girl. Is that the best they could do? Secretly, she already had her nickname, although to reveal it she

had to pick lint and stray cat hairs out of her

beautiful lace table cloth. How could they be so careless? She had dry cleaned, mended, ironed and stored it in a dark closet, waiting for this special occasion to celebrate

their escape from Broughton High Security Wing. And now the table cloth was damaged beyond repair. If they made it back to the house, imagine their disappointment. Instead she'd

ran to the river, grabbing a makeshift raft, dragging it to the water. They met her there on the edge, climbed on and launched. Riding away from Broughton. Finally and forever.