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If you close your eyes rapidly n the dark

  • If you close your eyes rapidly n the dark you can see the reaper coming closer to your face taking notes of how you look and what you look like, he knows when you are

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  • sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad, but honestly doesn't care if you've tried to be good. The reaper knows the truth--we all die eventually.

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  • And that's why he's on the sly. So..you better not sneeze,you better not fall,you better not crash,I'm telling you why,cause the grim reaper's standing nearby just waiting for you

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  • He sees you when you're ailing. He knows when you're a flake. He knows if you're alive or dead, so drop dead for goodness sake. Oh, you better watch out, you better not die,

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  • I'm telling you why: Kim Jong's nuke is coming to town. He's making a launch, & arming it twice. Gonna find out, who gets vaporised. Kim Jong's nuke is comin' to town.

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  • He sees Trump yelling bigly,he knows Tump's hair is fake,he just might blow us all up-take shelter for goodness sake! Better watch out, better not cry, Kim Jong's nuke is comin' to

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  • a theater near you! In a world were two megalomaniacs battle for world control, see the American public ignore the news and hole up in their nests playing Netflix. Apathy has never

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  • been more widespread - nor so dangerous! It is time for us to rise up, and make ourselves heard! No more can we sit idly by, indulging in bingewatching, while all around us,

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  • The sheeple are entranced by the aftermath of the solar eclipse of the century. They still haven't taken the glasses off so we must watch out for them wherever we go.

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  • Watching a solar eclipse with glasses is a typical thing only sheeple do. Just like the sheeple can't handle truth, they can't handle the light of a solar eclipse. People are dumb.

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