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The Director feels like you should be more

  • The Director feels like you should be more patriotic in conducting your business. The Director wants to remind you that all of your Citizen's privileges are only one red mark from

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  • being revoked. Smile more, complain less. Or find yourself in a much worse condition than you currently have. The Director would like to remind you of its generosity, so a little

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  • of his advice that is taken everyday and is used in daily life helps grow the population and make us more and more happier people. That is all we fundamentally want is it not?

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  • However, the more people that increase the population can cause a myriad more problems than we need.

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  • so we enforced a policy. the policy will control the population

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  • and the population began to steadily decrease as the enforcers began to kill the innocent

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  • bystanders who were just watching the Macy’s parade. An enforcer, rifle in hand, would ask, “What are you doing?” “Me? I’m just watching the parade.” And BOOM! He’d be blown away.

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  • Or blown up, like the giant Spongebob balloon. Because these were air rifles, and they'd pump the bystanders with air so that they could enjoy the parade from a higher spot on

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  • Herald Square, o'er the Macy’s roof, where Santa Claus was getting playful with one of the Rockettes (or so she alleged), and, upon seeing the hovering bystanders, he died smiling.

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