When i was in the bath lastnight, my cat

When i was in the bath lastnight, my cat jumped in and shaged my toenail untill it fell off and started to penetrate my cats starfish looking bumhole

bit of chicken fish

All they did was hide behind murky rocks until the next time they could steal the food meant for the fish ready to leave this world. Like

Spiders who can catch fish they hovered upon the surface of the water. But then they saw the grand fish coming for them. His blue sacks billowing upon the waves ushering in a sense

of challenge. Channeling some 1980s faroff memory, they banded together in an instant, forming a mega spider, engulfing the grand fish and devouring it. Mega spider grinned until

its grin garotted it. The grin berated itself for killing another host. Now it had to find a new host before it stopped being a grin and became a rictus. It's time was running out.

A shark lady said she would accept it. Then her husband took it and passed it on. And so it went for three years, until the grin needed to have its teeth replaced. They were worn.

On a necklace. By me. Yes, I had pulled all of Shark Lady's teeth as she slept, and fashioned them into a fine piece of Cowabunga jewelry. The other surfers cast their jealous eyes

upon the glistening evidence of my bravery. Well, I let them think that. I knocked Shark Lady out with a dose of chloroform and yanked one row of her teeth out. But the surfers

took no notice. They rode that wave like there was no tomorrow. I kind of regret doing such a horrible deed to poor old Shark Lady. But in some respects she did this to herself.