I was going to a drinks stall near my house

I was going to a drinks stall near my house to buy my favourite drinks. When, i got inside i saw a drunken man shouting loudly and throwing things at the people who are coming in..

and the people was so frustrated that they fought with the drunken man, and then some on saw it and instead of calling the police, they actually said it is such a great show and...

they applause. "It was a terrific show!", one of the audience said to the person sitting beside him.The performers bow down

And bow with pride The audience were pride of them

kind that live in the plains of Africa. They were lions. The lions were all over the theater. They licked their lips, roared, scratched up the seats while

a late-night showing of "Born Free" played on the big screen. It was part of an all-new immersive 4D movie theater experience, in which lions roamed the aisles looking for fresh

mashing so they could play Social Justice Warrior. "You buffoon, stop invading that young woman's Poland and trying to annex her Austria!" In the shadows. John Dillinger is a SJW.

Three years later Poland and Austria were governed by SJWs, who establish safe zones.Mark Zuckerberg made Facebook the official site for international communities to be analysed

but everyone was too busy watching cute animal videos. The revolution was quashed by mammalian adorableness. Zuckerberg went to the kitchen and made himself some microwaved

ramen, and sat at the counter with his plastic bowl and spoon, until the mafia came and took him to the insane asylum, where he spent the rest of his days in peace.