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As he clung desperately to the edge of the

  • As he clung desperately to the edge of the cliff, he wondered how he got there. It must have been when

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  • he drank all that wine at Sally's party. What was he thinking? Sally came up to him last night and

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  • asked him to hold her drink while she went to the bathroom. That's when the night got a little blurry, when she returned

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  • she could barely stand up. Luckily someone had slipped some speed into her drink, so she quickly

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  • ran to the far side of the bar, fed 3 crisp new five dollar bills into the juke box, and played YMCA on repeat. Suddenly

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  • I was dressed in a ridiculously colorful Indian headress and ass-less chaps. When the door to the bar opened, in walked

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  • my future mother-in-law. The shocked look on her face was a marked contrast to her

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  • pocket Chihuahuas'. There's Nothing like a funny little dog stuck in a purse to make you think, "will this be me in 20 years?"

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  • I really hope not, I'm more of a Lab guy, and not in the beakers and Bunsen burner sense. That reminds me, this one time

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  • at Band Camp.....

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1 Comments

  1. noah Oct 07 2010 @ 10:39

    This might be my favorite story so far. Love it.

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