In the beginning, First Folder created the

In the beginning, First Folder created the quill & the parchment. Now the parchment was wordless & empty, ten blank lines ruled the surface of the sheet & the Spirit of FirstFolder

dissolved into the cosmos. Enter Second Folder. Sits at computer chair, slouches, sips coffee. Looks at blank lines. Draws blanks. Scratches arm, cracks knuckles. Nada. Stands,

breaks out into a sweat, pulls pants out of butt crack. Third Folder steps in. Laughs. Points at Folder # 2, who skulks aways. Folder # 3 sits down. Serious now. Has no ideas.

Sighs. Resorts to typing lyrics from random song from Ipod. Sighs.Deletes.Goes to window.Looks out. Folder # 4 enters.Slaps Folder # 3 over the head with wet noodle. Folder 3 dies.

...but is soon reanimated. Folder 3, a vampire, bares 3-inch fangs at assailant (Folder 4), while Folder 5 walks in and sees Folder 4 still welding the wet noodle. "What's going on

was show with a character named Rerun." shouted Folder 3, a vampire. Assailant (Folder 4) grabs his bleeding neck. Folder 5 screams.

Folder 6 adds a line about Scottish frugality and retreats to the safety of the bomb shelter. Folder 7 wonders what the fuss is all about until the cat wakes up from her long nap.

Folder 8 was unsure of Folder 7's fold but after scanning each line decided to request Folder 9 to state that there was no hope for humanity as the cat began his cat-rampage.

Hesitant for the request of Folder 8, Folder 9 was unsure of his relation with the story and the reality of itself, but then he realiced. Perhaps Folder 10 had the answer.

Steven. The answer is Steven. Have a happy weekend!