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She was mid-air in the plane, when she realized

  • She was mid-air in the plane, when she realized she had boarded the wrong plane and now she was on her way to China instead on California.

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  • Now she was trapped on the fourteen hour flight and there was no way to turn back now...

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  • Luckily she had her trusted snow globe of awesome with her.

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  • Too bad she had the Refrigerator Magnet of Awesome Nullification in her pocket. It zeroed out the souvenir magic. She would have to see the Flying J Sorcerer in Hamiltonberg where

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  • the 'Frigeratah Magnet of Ahhsome Nullification' could be forfeited for her daughter's purity, which had been stolen by the Sorcerer there the night before. The magnet glistened

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  • like the oily home fries at Waffle House. But it was more

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  • aromatic than that, reminding of the flatulence of my childhood. My Dad's ass began to permeate my thoughts as I tried to forget the awful, torturous memories. Alas, I could only

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  • close my eyes and hope the memories would pass. But I couldn't get Dad's thonged rump out of my mind. My Father a cross dresser. And he was borrowing and stretching my BeBe

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  • with his succulent man boobs. Seriously, those things are twice as big as mine. But what was I to do? He is my father after all. We just need to get him some pu$$y.

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  • With that, my siblings and I went to the animal shelter to get my father a kitten to nuzzle against his chest. The trolls were banished from the kingdom never to be heard again.

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