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She had taken her son to Disneyland. The

  • She had taken her son to Disneyland. The photos were developed. She couldn't take her eyes off the one with her son and Princess Jasmine. There was something...oh wait, what

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  • had seemed magical at the moment evaporated into horror. Behind Jasmine and her son was a faint glimmer...a ghost, she knew it. And behind the ghost, her ex-husband with some tramp

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  • oline. Oh god, those nightmareish days at the circus. Jumping through hoops, walking the tight-rope, while Russ barked orders. Yes, he'd gotten what he'd deserved. But now he was

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  • terrified of clowns. This also applied to drag queens and the women of ABC's The View. Once, he

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  • he stayed in bed a full week hiding under the covers after a particularly traumatizing nightmare that involved both the hideous women of "The View", clowns, and zombie mimes. He

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  • knew that Whoopie represented his mother and the clown was his father. But what about the zombie mimes. Did they represent his own death, locking him in an invisible box?

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  • Whoopie's invisible box that birthed him, his absentee clown father (no really, a clown), and the Marcel Marceau zombie mime troupe didn't represent his death. No, it represented

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  • his life: surrounded by braineaters with some clown always on his ass. The revelation stunned him to silence. It was an epiphany. Now, everything could change.

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  • He began speaking to the brain eaters. You know who has the tastiest cerebellum? Clowns. it's the joy quadrant. Immediately the zombies set upon his clown followers, enabling him

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  • to slip away. Back in his lair, he gloated over the clever ruse, when suddenly there came a clamor of horns & slide whistles outside. Oh Jesus. The zombies had all become clowns!

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