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They holed up in the shack as best they could,

  • They holed up in the shack as best they could, and listened fearfully for the sound of claws on the door & roof. Father Mike blessed their sole weapon, a t-shirt gun - the damned

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  • clawed at the shack's door. Bang! Bang! Father Mike said, "On the door baby?" Sister Loo said sarcastically, "Knock a little louder sugar." The beast again, Bang! Bang! Sister Loo

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  • wanted her private time with Father Mike, dammit, and no one was going to deprive her of her well-deserved pleasure. Sister Loo threw the door open to confront the beast, crucifix

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  • tats aglow. The beast left a note: "Out for lunch, back in 30. Call me, you know my #." Sister Loo didn't have 30 minutes, what with Father Mike's Cialis wearing off, so she hunted

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  • for protection in her purse but could only find empty wrappers. "Oh, poo." she simpered. Father Mike Cialis groaned and looked down on Sister Loo. "This is the last time that you

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  • Have that dangerous rubbish in your oversize bag". Sister Loo had a nervous breakdown a few weeks later and was institutionlised at the St. Viator Hospital. She never could work

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  • out what was dangerous about the "rubbish" in her oversized bag. At the hospital the doctors told her to imagine her lost bag was filled with the most wonderful items. It contained

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  • blow, meth & smack. The ward's staff was stoned come morning rounds. A wasted intern told Mrs. Fig, in for routine gall bladder surgery, that she had a week to live. Another doctor

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  • (who was also high) gave her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation "French style" to revive her when she fainted at the stoned intern's prognosis. She died of shock. An hallucinating nurse

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  • recounted to the Medical Review Board, "His tongue was three times the size of Gene Simmons' and shaped like a dreidel." The equally high panel of doctors laughed hysterically.

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3 Comments

  1. Woab Aug 23 2017 @ 11:24

    I laughed along with the doctors.

  2. Jimbeau Aug 25 2017 @ 01:43

    Woab. . .you are the setup Master!

  3. Woab Aug 25 2017 @ 14:56

    Hey, you made the basket, Jimbeau!

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