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No doctor it is not the infection I am worried

  • No doctor it is not the infection I am worried about, its the vertigo and sporadic bouts of levitation.

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  • It wouldn't even be bad if it were vertigo OR levitation, but together I'm flying all over the place and getting sea sick. The infection will heal on its own, but Dr. I need you to

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  • give me some demerol or something... anything to keep me from coating whatever I fly over in my last meal." The doctor nodded, looking distracted, and I realized he reminded me of

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  • Ed McMahon." My mind convulsed and said, "Doctor I hate you." I waited for him to hand me the Demerol of course. Then I took the wad of rubber gloves I'd stolen and jammed them

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  • into his mouth, all except for one, which I saved in case I needed to make a weapon later. The good doctor gasped and wheezed, his eyes bulging, and he grabbed for me with

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  • his long cane. "Don't take it," he shouted, but I didn't look back at the doctor. I kept moving forward

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  • while watching his cane hit the ground over and over again. I wanted desperately to take the cane from him, make him stop beating the boy, but the doctor didn't think the risk was

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  • warranted & refused to accept my Emergency Waiver, so I just stood there like a coward as the man beat the boy in front of a crowd in the park. Lots of phones out but not 1 hand of

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  • Gin Rummy was played. Suddenly, the onlookers leapt upon the assailant and began to beat him with their phones, creating a sickening cacophony of shattered screens and skull.

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  • "Alright everyone, put down your weapons!' The police. They had the place surrounded. The assailants looked up with hope. "No cavalry for you!"They beat them until the sun came up.

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2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Jul 30 2018 @ 16:50

    Beats galore on this story.

  2. ValkyrieGrrl Jul 30 2018 @ 21:20

    'tis so much violence in the world...(hand to forehead)...

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