Looking toward the west she stared at a small

Looking toward the west she stared at a small hourglass-shaped 4-acre black-water lake surrounded by waterlogged and stunted trees. Its water was gently lapping against the

banks like an old dog trying half-heartedly for a treat. The trees paid it no mind except during the spring and fall when leaves and seeds would drop down; miniature vessels for

Thor's semen. The thunder god wanted to create a bunch of thunder bastards and populate the planet. He was tired of the age old question. Time to put some new

faces forward. They'd ask him, "What's it like to have the world on your shoulders?" To which Thor would reply, "I'm not Atlas, you fool!" before hurling his hammer at them.

Thor felt quite thunderstruck at the sight of Atlas. Atlas intimated him. As if Aine Rand was whispering in Atlas' ear, Atlas quickly closed the space between his shoulder blades

and bounced the world up and down in the air, showing off. But hubris never goes unpunished, as he soon learned when the earth slipped and fell to the ground with a crack. Oh

well, Earth wasn't an important planet in the big scheme of things. He put Mars on his paddle and restarted the game. This time,

He got into the CAX hole! With the 6789x multiplier that came with Mars, this earned him 36578947312436898764356789834567234567891735798534256543452134578987634123654756412 points.

Then he see a dialog on screen. "Null pointer exception on javax.widget(String, WidgetResource) .." and program halted. All points goto the "point hell" and

this was a clear case of PC Load Letter. PC Load Letter? Fine, he sighed, hoping to avoid a complete physical memory dump. He hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete and got the blue screen of death.