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Baked goods were only one thing she could

  • Baked goods were only one thing she could do. The owner of her building wondered how her gas bills could be so low, but fresh donuts had dulled his will to dig. Pyrokinetics did

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  • not fit her symptoms. She thought the doctor was obsessed with the movie "Fire Starter." No she was parakinetic which explains why her arm just shot out involuntarily and

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  • punched him in the crotch - a shot that would be right at home on an episode of "America's Funniest Home Videos." But this was real life, so he

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  • doubled over in pain, howling and cupping his crotch. This may not have been a funny home video, but the audience around him stared in wonder anyway while he wriggled on the ground

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  • And struggled to remove the Visegrip from his genitalia. Pressed for time, he

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  • pulled a blanket over the kinky scene (from which he could not anatomically extract himself) to just above waist-level, put his shirt on, sprayed some Lysol, and said, "c-come in?"

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  • There was a lone setof anal beads left on the side-table.Thankfully, that didn't matter when Nana Boon, blind as a mole, entered the room. She did however, ask why she smelled poop

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  • right before she stepped on the turd so at least her sense of smell wasn't gone with her sight. I leapt up, unbearably embarrassed, and ran for a towel. My boxers

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  • stained,as my honour.She would never want to "see" me again.Blinded not only by rage,on a "minefield" of turds,naked and frustrated...who could blame her?I didn't know how to fix

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  • an unstable nuclear reactor approaching meltdown, I mean, who does? I was in despair until I realised that there was a way through this mess, a way that allowed both of us to hold

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1 Comments

  1. mensaque Apr 14 2011 @ 11:43

    This is not a comment,it's more of a request...PLEASE,read first,fold latter...The last person to fold this story didn't even know it was the last one!How much atention could he be paying?

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