44

This story will end after 10 lines.

  • This story will end after 10 lines.

    4
  • Really? I thought for sure this story would end after 9 lines, not 10. Wait, wait...is that right? Ha! No one ever said I was a math genius.

    4
  • Sure I did okay with algebra and geometry in school, but when it comes to counting folds I need extra digits to keep everything straight. Already this story is getting out of hand

    5
  • to the point where the story reaches my tippiest of toes. Though I keep folding and marking down the fold number. I think when I get to seventy I'll stop. Yes, only seventy.

    5
  • Assuming i live that long. No matter, it's about all i got going on these days. Anything of value anyway. Everything else is just habit or gross necessities of my biology. Speaking

    4
  • of gross and biology did you know that there are tiny mites that live on your face! They also poop when they die.

    5
  • Great, I thought, I already have trouble sleeping at night and now I have this disturbing thought to think about. I wish the tiny mites on my face would use a bathroom or go

    5
  • out in the backyard, like a dog would. But no, the mites on my face lived like Beatniks- drinking tiny bottles of chianti and spouting free-verse poetry and mating and pooping wher

    5
  • -ever they did. They only knew the look of society, not the nut sack stuff. The mite poet that put it best was Allen Ginzuknfe. The mites were often named by where they hatched. He

    3
  • postulated "No matter should a mite is born unto this world on the scrotum of the dirtiest hobo -- it is not circumstance that dictates his worth to society. Mite makes right."

    4

9 Comments

  1. KieferSkunk Jun 17 2019 @ 16:20

    Hah! See? I was right! This story ended after ten lines! I'm a genius!

  2. PurpleProf Jun 17 2019 @ 19:54

    KieferSkunk has been waiting for over four years to say that. And yes, you are KS!

  3. LordVacuity Jun 17 2019 @ 20:24

    I was hoping you were wrong, not for spite, but to see which side of me won.

  4. LordVacuity Jun 17 2019 @ 20:26

    But WOW! Toogs finish! I'm just saying. Bravo, Sir or Madame. Bravo.

  5. LordVacuity Jun 17 2019 @ 20:30

    You quoted the mite poet. Sorta, kinda.

  6. LordVacuity Jun 17 2019 @ 20:32

    Alan's use of the translated word from the mite does not convey the full meaning of it in mite. That is an easy part to miss, since we don't have the same mite senses or sense organs.

  7. Toogs Jun 18 2019 @ 12:03

    Hahaha, thank you LV. Sorting by almost finished is so scary because you want to to justice to something you've not even read yet! Great work everybody

  8. LordVacuity Jun 18 2019 @ 14:09

    You duck rabbit.

  9. LordVacuity Jun 18 2019 @ 14:17

    or are you playing the circle game?

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!