Back in the day, there was no such thing as Ephemerol to dull the mental noise of the ninnies. So when a great clamor arose over Shanyang's crusty boastings, Lao-tse headed for the chamber pot to ruminate over the matter. He ruminated himself into a blockage of the yellow humors. It happened so fast that he was not able to rise from the pot and it was stuck In a similar state of deep contemplation. Then after a gurgle and gulp the chamber pot boldly said "I cannot agree more my friend, time to make like a tree".This confused him so he pooped out an acorn that rapidly established roots inside the chamber pot and within 10 minutes a sapling was already rising up through the hanging ceiling. The chamber pot was now pooped out an acorn that rapidly established roots inside the chamber pot and within 10 minutes a sapling was already rising up through the hanging ceiling. The chamber pot was now fully engulfed within the trunk of the mighty oak, which grew rapidly up through the Earth's atmosphere. Less than an hour later, it's leaves were tickling the moon. The squirrel squinted up, past the leaves--or was it passed? He could almost touch the moon, but when he tried, his head spun like a top, "Mushrooms," the squirrel giggled,"You gotta love 'em." "You fed me MUSHROOMS?!" Cold sweat was dripping out of him. Shivering he took a step towards the squirrel, and squinting his eyes he saw clearly it was not a squirrel, but a small horse in disguise. The horse called Jared said: "I have some very important news to tell you about your life, future and past, but this is not the right place, follow me to t o the pasture.That's right.Go on right through that gate there. Go on." The gate slammed shut & Jared turn & galloped the other direction.That's how it happens: Put out to pasture.

 

Comments

1 PurpleProf's photo

LAWDY!!! LOL!

2 Woab's photo

Who needs mushrooms when you can read stories like this?

3 BlastedHeath's photo

I think I can cross those off my bucket list now.

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