I used to go running in the mornings before

I used to go running in the mornings before work, but ever since the accident, I haven't had time for much, other than

a quick jog with the soccer moms. A man of my age needs some entertainment and Kristen, 43 5'1" redhead, was certainly

not going to be able to scratch my itch. I have always been drawn to women with

a personality like mine. But I've been told it'd never

work out between a Wookie and an Ewok. Although similar looking, the genetic makeup varies significantly. That's why

both of their left butt cheeks are slightly enlarged!

Due to the new enema procedure that was being demonstrated on him at the local Wal Mart. People were standing around in

never imagined they'd discover a grape juice stain in the shape of Jesus. They immediately knelt and began

to laugh, realizing that only crazy people imagine images of Jesus to justify the religious beliefs.