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Steven's mother stroked his hair and sang

  • Steven's mother stroked his hair and sang his favourite lulllaby until he fell asleep. Then the sandman came, and Steven

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  • rocked out with Metallica back to never, never land. But while he was trying to have fun James Hetfield kept being really intense and obnoxious. So he and Lars sat down and wrote

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  • a new song about flowers, rainbows and fresh linens. Later that day in their producer's office, the grim-faced man took one look at the lyrics and pointed at the door. "Out."

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  • The entire band gasped. "But, like, listen man we've put our, like, essence into these groovy tunes. It's all there man. Just yearning. The entire band nodded in chorus.

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  • The music agent looked at the band members dreadlocks, nose rings and grimmy acid-washed jeans and said, trying to be diplomatic, "your essence stinks".

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  • "Yea, you may say that but we feel its smells like teen spirit mon." and thus another Nirvana Reggae tribute band was born. Playing grunge-dub in tie-died plaid shirts, life was

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  • like a sweaty knapsack of teenage angst, gently tossed in a dreadlock- cannabis salad. Yes, the sweet sweet Nirvana Reggae salad of life.Now all they needed was a Jamaican bobsled

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  • salad dressing boat. If one were to actually eat cannabis leaves in one's salad, nothing out of the ordinary would happen as they need heat to activate their more desirable

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  • effects. Still, I felt rather calm, very comfortable, and had both the giggles and the munchies. Wait a minute, there was fresh hot bacon applied to the cannabis leaf salad! That

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  • explained the waves of deliciousness I was experiencing. I started to feel a little paranoid, but the bacon was so delicious it more than made up for it. It was a good salad.

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2 Comments

  1. m80 Mar 08 2012 @ 00:34

    Holy smokes, this kicks *$$.

  2. SlimWhitman Mar 08 2012 @ 04:23

    Mister Sandman bring me a dream...

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