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How does a band with two albums release a

  • How does a band with two albums release a greatest hits album and how could this album contain the worst, never great, never hit remixes on this album. Milli Vanilli managed this

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  • with a glint in his eyes that were made of solid gold. People took one look at that plastered face and decide "This kid's got money. And I'm hungry." So they pop his eyes and

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  • played craps with them in the alley behind the bar. Worst dice ever - kept rolling snake eyes. So they tossed them in the rubbish bin and cussed out a one-legged hooker. Then, they

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  • the dice flew out of the trash. They glowed and fell into the sockets of the one-legged hooker. The hooker smelled like burning flesh, and then her ungodly voice said, "

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  • Call the goddamn ambulance, you bitch! I'm on fire, have one leg, and now have dice for eyes. How they hell am I gonna serve my pimp?" Jessica Simpson then hung up the phone

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  • And passed the time flicking the dice from her eye sockets. When the police arrived, they took one look at the fallen actress and

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  • covered their faces in shame. This was the dame that had begged their protection the night before. She was hysterical--how were they to know that she was the victim of a brutal

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  • attack from Pimp Monitor? Cowboy TV knew, though. He knew, and was MAD. He was going to exact revenge on Pimp Monitor by

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  • stealing his bottom bitch and turning her into a morbidly obese cowgirl. The plan proved to be ridiculously easy to accomplish given the fact that she had an appetite the size of

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  • fat man in a SteakHouse. How she managed to keep so slim usually was a mystery. She ate and ate. Then finally combusted.

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