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What is the right way to end a generation

  • What is the right way to end a generation of fear and fallen promises? Maybe it's with vengeance or malice or even non-violence and blind benevolence that we remember who we are.

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  • "Or maybe it's time for me to 'Bake someone happy!'" thought Rebecca, so she took down the cinnamon roll mix and whipped up a batch. Unfortunately, her son experienced such a sugar

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  • daddy that he didn't need homemade rolls. He fellated the older British man and in return he was filthy rich. He bought a Cinnabon and had moved next his mom's house. She was so

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  • disgusted with the whole roll business. It was all so crummy! Filthy rich? Ha!

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  • Ha! Haaaa-Unmph! A large chunk of a honey whole wheat roll had lodged itself firmly in my esophagus. Uuuuuumph! I threw myself repeatedly over the back of a chair to try to

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  • dislodge it. Edmund noticing my distress performed the heimlich and it shot out urghfoo! in a high arc across the hall and landed in the headmasters soup with a resounding splash.

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  • The hot soup jumped up toward the headmaster, a large hunk of stuff struck him on the bridge of the nose. The sudden sensation of wet and heat caused him to violently jerk

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  • his custom-made ivory headmaster spoon into the air and scream "That's a spicy meat ball!" He reached for a glass of

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  • chianti, chugged it down, and flung the glass across the table. "Nothing gets pasta me," he screamed. His eyes rolled back, he dropped the ivory spoon, and fell face first into

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  • the tomato basil sauce and spaghetti. Red sauce spatters away from his bulb like head. A crow squaks in the distance. Now it was only up to

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