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Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed

  • Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils.

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  • Ms. Pimm didn't see any irony in the fact that she taught at an optometry school despite her Strabismus. Walt sat in the 1st row both because he was walleyed & infatuated with her.

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  • Walt would have given his eye teeth to gaze into Ms. Pimm's screwy eyes. Walt could read between the lines: Ms. Pimm was a lonely optometry teacher. Walt kept his eyes peeled for

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  • a stylish frame to impress the discriminating opto-babe. It was a mystery to him how a woman like that was alone, forsaken, dejected. He was determined to woo Ms. Pimm even if

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  • She told him to stop stealing her silverware for money. He brought her food when she needed it most. That was #1. Today he brought bread, jam and coke.

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  • She warned him again that the lines better be even. "No more cutting mine thicker. You deserve it just a well as me". Oh, it was worth it just to see him blush at recognizing I spo

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  • t that made her happy.

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  • And a little confused, if she was being honest. There were some undertones of apathy as well (not that she cared). She realised she didn't actually know how she felt.

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  • So she reached out and touched herself on the arm. "I am lukewarm and a little fuzzy," she announced to a passing hornet, who didn't care how she felt, but was more concerned about

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  • her funnel cake which laid in the grass by her side. Her dog was also focused on the cake, as well as two squirrels and a migrating goose. She rose up herself. The cake might help.

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