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He entered the musty old Wand shoppe.No need

  • He entered the musty old Wand shoppe.No need to ring a bell, the door creaked loudly enough, but Mr. Olivander did not appear.Instead a stooped over fellow with a mole rat face and

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  • long, quivering whiskers peered out with beady black eyes and squeaked, "Welcome to Ollivander's Wand Shop, eek!" Wandering around, the customer picked up a rosewood wand with

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  • eyetooth inlay. "Ah, ye have excellent taste, lad," a dark voice spoke from the corner of the shop. "That wand ye're holdin' once belonged to..." "How much?" the boy interrupted.

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  • *Fine then* thought the wandmaker. *Learn it yourself the hard way*. "That'll be 18,000 scheckels, but don't..." But the boy had already paid and left. He planned to use the wand

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  • for good not evil anyway. The wand had a curse when you said schecklemabobwowa

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  • so for heaven's sake, don't say schecklemabobwowa, what ever you do. Don't even sound it out as you read it, lest the ancient curse of Wumba-Wumba poke you in the eyes with a

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  • dinglehopper. Oh great, I shouldn't have written the word "schecklemabobwowa" because now you just read it and the evil curse is upon you! Quick, the antidote spell! You must

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  • spell IconawannaBU. which most people get wrong and are curse by reading the word "schecklemabobwowa." The curse leads to your teeth becoming a british actor's and your hair

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  • Becoming like that of French actress. Not that bad a curse. I rather like it. Or I did until November 16th, 2016. What happened then? The blue cameras mistook me for Charlotte

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  • Rampling in The Night Porter. The bare breasts and swastika's were deemed too provocative for those of finer sentivities so they were hidden behind posters of Tito and MJ.

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2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Dec 05 2016 @ 17:43

    Here the prequel for the uninitiated http://foldingstory.com/59md6/

  2. Flopp Dec 22 2016 @ 12:43

    Ahahaha "schecklemabobwowa"

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