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Dear FS Family: We've been duped! I found

  • Dear FS Family: We've been duped! I found out that SlimWhitman is neither slim, nor Swiss. He's not the shadowy manatee-loving fellow we all thought. His real name is Mario & lives

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  • amongst living mushrooms and giant pipes. Slim Whitman is his 'nom du plume. As a plumber with a big mustache there isn't much room for literary passions. His brother Luigi

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  • Is a painter of surrealistic landscapes a la Magritte. Luigi also is a birdman and met Max Ernst one day at a gallery opening. Slim Whitman was there too. An unforgettable night!

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  • Slim,a surrealist in the Storyfolding niche art listened deferentially as Mr.Ernst showed Slim&Luigi how he discovered his frottage technique while on a transcontinental train ride

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  • in an overturned spittoon. He described to them how their very faces could be used to bury the bust of Montesquieu right in the face of the Queen of Wasps herself if the fingers

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  • of jellied bone constituted to just the right consistency. The Queen of Wasps had no such interest in the recipe for Spam Baby. "BZZZ BZZZ!" she angrily cursed. "BZZ!" With that,

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  • the Queen of Wasps lifted the Spam Baby tenderly up in her insect appendages and carried him gently to her grey paper castle, which hung in a nearby tree. The Spam Baby gurgled hap

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  • hazardly as could not determine the Queen's intentions, yet longed to replicate the honey. Her touch was tender yet her high castle dull when compared with

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  • the garden sanctuary of my mild delusions. I tried to coax her in with some opium, which she regally declined. An awkward moment then passed between us. "I suppose this

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  • means that I will never get your regal panties off,” He sulked. “My Dear Fellow,” She started. “I don’t wear panties, but if I did, you’d need more than opium to get them off."

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4 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Feb 07 2019 @ 22:59

    6 years 4 days

  2. Woab Feb 08 2019 @ 15:29

    A fine ending, Jimbeau!

  3. PurpleProf Feb 08 2019 @ 21:21

    SlimWhitman is the best!!!

  4. Jimbeau Feb 09 2019 @ 00:47

    Danke schön, Woab. Coming from you (someone whose writing I greatly respect) that means a lot!

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