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I was walking down the road singing a scary

  • I was walking down the road singing a scary song.And suddenly,i stopped hearing someone singing a more scariest song in a loud and scary tone.When i turn back,i saw a skeleton....

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  • He spoke to me with his white bone smile. "That was the scariest song ever! Want an agent? Need a band? Hey wait!' I ran screaming.

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  • Death slithered after me and promised me an "eternal recording contract". I stopped dead in my tracks. I was dead certain I'd never get a better offer. The only catch was

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  • that I had to sing in Esperanto, as apparently the market for Esperanto gangsta rap was booming. The problem of course was that I didn't speak a word of it. Where could I find

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  • an Esperanto gangsta rapper? I put a small ad in the Esperanto Gangsta Rapper Bugle. "Hola! Je look for," I wrote, "ein wundebar Gangsta Rapper fur lecons in Esperanto Gangsta rap.

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  • " I foolishly included my address in the ad, which is how El Jefe Ice Banger ended up at my front door 2 days later. Yeah, I needed an Esperanto gangsta rapper, so I let him in.

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  • Before we began laying down the Esperanto gangsta rap we had to work out lack of a noticeable leeway in stressed unstressed measure patterns & the minimizing of inflection.

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  • No one spoke Esperanto anymore. That was another problem but we translated everything into English. Then NP problem. It was a huge hit, as it turned out.

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  • Eric stood at his window. He could see the world without words, but he knew some Words as well, Words that would tighten the shroud around these wayward beings. Meredith reminded h

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  • -im about his vow of silence, and he did stay silent, but for the frantic typing of a few well-chosen but ill-advised words about Meredith on his Facebook page.

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6 Comments

  1. lucielucie Jun 11 2017 @ 16:17

    I doubt I'll be able to subscribe to the Esperanto Gangsta Rapper Bugle post-Brexit.

  2. lucielucie Jun 11 2017 @ 16:18

    So sad.

  3. LordVacuity Jun 12 2017 @ 00:18

    I am going to miss their paĝo tri knabinoj.

  4. BlastedHeath Jun 13 2017 @ 20:09

    We'll find a way, Lucie -- samizdat, Reciters, pigeons with chips, whatever it takes.

  5. BlastedHeath Jun 13 2017 @ 20:10

    I did mean digital chips, by the way.

  6. lucielucie Jun 15 2017 @ 14:38

    You inspired me BH and Futique! http://foldingstory.com/qeyip/

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