Get out of my face Sabu, can't you see I have a herpes outbreak going on...right HERE?" Raj pointed to the corner of his mouth. Sabu pulled up his pants, disappointed. "But it's just been so long!" Sabu whined. Raj wanted to smack the &^%) out of Sabu--after all it was Sabu who had given this nasty virus to him. But instead he looked deep into Sabu's eyes, inwardly forgave him, and pressed his lips int O the fish waiting from him on the plate. The fish was well smoked and seasoned with curry. Too bad he was nauseous and it seemed to be winking at him in a come hither kind of way. He knew what he had to do. He picked up his knife and cut it off. Like a MAN! He didn't need it anymore. The scar would prove it for him. That is what he told everybody but the truth was he thought it had been a succubus & he hated th the way their kind had been portrayed on the Internet with both sets of genitalia. He donated to the Demon Anti-Defamation League, even though demons don't actually exist. And for that matter, neither did their genitalia. But he was the kind of guy that loved a lost cause, and it didn't help that he was rather a pushover. The Save the Lasagna League had spent their dues on hall rental, so they took the bus downtown. They had to contend with the Brotherhood of Manspreaders, who quietly interlocked their legs. The Lasagna League continued eating lasagna as the bus rolled up a hill and the man spreaders managed to take up entire rows. To solve this they threw more lasagna in between their legs.

 

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1 LordVacuity's photo

Now I want lasagna, but not between my legs.

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