PurpleProf's photo

Our mom made us go to Mrs. Sorber's house on Halloween, even though all we ever got there was apples. Mrs. Sorber made us sing songs too, to earn our unwanted apples. This year,

Finished: 5/24/18 @ 18:36
nonwinged's photo

Mirna was convinced the rat was her father. He had her exact eye color. Even his foot twitched, like hers when she was nervous! She picked him up by his long tail and hid him in

Finished: 5/24/18 @ 13:18
GreenBanana's photo

There are so many reasons for why he died, but none of the multitude can distract me from the cold and forever fact that he's been gone these many years. A childhood friend, lost,

Finished: 5/24/18 @ 08:49
Corcor904's photo

I miss her cigarette stained teeth, her stringy, dirty hair. I don't care she smells like Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup or she has a unibrow. Ivanka Spanka and I are in love.

Finished: 5/24/18 @ 08:38
msashleyjean's photo

Testing...1..2..she said into the microphone, her hands shaking at her sides.

Finished: 5/24/18 @ 04:54
DarkandTwist's photo

Lucy Van pelt was arrested for imitating a psephologist. It was the time of her court case. Charlie Brown was the first witness and he

Finished: 5/23/18 @ 13:11
ShadySpice's photo

4% of lost remotes can be found in the fridge.

Finished: 5/23/18 @ 13:01
betrix's photo

"Here lies the body of Edward Shakooftuplenetzer. His last name was too strange and such a hassle to spell, the people killed him so they didn't have to put up with this nonsense"

Finished: 5/23/18 @ 00:41
pallavi's photo

Once upon a time there was a girl, she lived in a town, she had a favourite book called "Tinkie Winkie". One day she was invited to a party. She had to read her book there. not why

Finished: 5/22/18 @ 21:41
mrsdonnelly's photo

Hello Mary what are you doing today.

Finished: 5/22/18 @ 12:49