poorhexapus's photo

The hunter had long given up on finding his home. His walk to nowhere was his daily journey. However, that nowhere became somewhere today. Before him, deep in the valley, was

Finished: 9/13/20 @ 21:01
lucielucie's photo

Something's wrong with the avocado pears.

Finished: 9/12/20 @ 22:41
jayursus's photo

Exhausting the possibilities of modern pedagogy, teachers began to resort to "the old ways": Druidic magic, totems, shamanism and vision quests. Surprisingly, the latest data show

Finished: 9/8/20 @ 21:46
bridwell's photo

You are a molecule of water (in liquid form) floating along happily in the ocean when suddenly……….

Finished: 9/1/20 @ 06:57
lucielucie's photo

Lucie decided she needed to go cold turkey from FS. Being literal minded, she booked a 2 week holiday in Turkey. She got her eyebrows threaded & set off without an electronic devic

Finished: 9/1/20 @ 00:59
LordVacuity's photo

The lunchroom was full of pissants that hated me. They objected to my warming my lunch, usually sardines, in the microwave oven. The found fault with the fact that i urinated where

Finished: 8/31/20 @ 22:01
lucielucie's photo

If lettuce is so slimming, how come there are fat rabbits?

Finished: 8/29/20 @ 08:54
SlimWhitman's photo

Jack Knight donned his helmet & lowered the canopy. He'd wanted to be a fighter pilot as long as he could remember but lived in fear his jet would explode in a fiery plume of death

Finished: 8/26/20 @ 08:55
Jesrin's photo

I decided to take dance lessons from Ronnie's Dance, Trance, and Pants Studio, run by the great Ronnie himself. When I found out that Ronnie was working for the CIA, things got

Finished: 8/26/20 @ 08:48
lucielucie's photo

Dirk was stirring his coffee with his usual steely purpose. He emphatically unwrapped two sugar lumps, examined them closely and rejected one as substandard. He dropped the more pe

Finished: 8/26/20 @ 06:57