edflumnum's photo

Whereupon the intruder turned to me and said

Finished: 2/14/11 @ 22:22
RhettOracle's photo

Carrot Top's face finally fell off. I was there to see it. You're probably wondering why I am even admitting that I attended one of shows. That's fair, but you must understand:

Finished: 2/14/11 @ 21:55
boring's photo

Hitler had insulted Einstein's mom for the last time.

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NixonBlack's photo

I paused, not knowing what to say. When my Mother dropped the bomb on me about the divorce, I just left him there. I really hoped I'd never have to live that down. Sure, he was a

Finished: 2/14/11 @ 16:05
Davodd's photo

The geography of the area was working against the road builders of the 19th and 20th centuries, who were hellbent on draining the swamps to expose the rich black mucky

Finished: 2/14/11 @ 16:03
aniemela's photo

The doorbell rang. She rocketed up from seven layers of sleep, confused; No one had this address. "Ma'am, we're digging a ditch across your driveway. If you want out, you'll need

Finished: 2/14/11 @ 01:05
NixonBlack's photo

Snow settled on the pines behind his house. Trent never really paid attention to that shit anymore. It was nice to look at for the first year, but time had hoovered all the novelty

Finished: 2/14/11 @ 00:20
Davodd's photo

The computer screen flashed its error message: No document with DOI "" The supplied document identifier didn't match any document in our

Finished: 2/14/11 @ 00:15
MoralEnd's photo

That's when Buddha appeared. He wasn't fat like Chinese renditions. He was a thin Indian dude. "What are you doing here?" John was in the Pizza Hut kitchen making a meat lover's

Finished: 2/13/11 @ 16:35
MoralEnd's photo

They had battled for control of the trailer park. Residents fled to Texas to escape bloodshed. He was tired. He sent a peace overture in the form of a fermented pork sandwich. This

Finished: 2/12/11 @ 08:58