OldestLiving's photo
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I'm Voldemort, and I approved this message. The announcer began, "Albus Dumbledore says he does it all for the children. But let's look at the record. Three times in the last year

Finished: 1/26/11 @ 15:13
MoralEnd's photo
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I am not a loser, he thought and then bought the self-help CD. It was one of those Tony Robbins knock-offs. Instead of personal power, it was called

Finished: 1/26/11 @ 12:17
MoralEnd's photo
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He was one of those Hodpodge stiffs that says, "Nice!" after everything someone says. He also still wore those dorky shirts that have THC in place of KFC logos,

Finished: 1/26/11 @ 12:13
NixonBlack's photo
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"How many skulls are there?" she asked. "Why? You lining them up for a dance?" I said, smirking. "There are four hundred tibiae in that box. Any more than two-fifty and

Finished: 1/26/11 @ 12:10
NixonBlack's photo
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Dollar bills floated through the air in the small wind tunnel of the shoe store. They did this kind of thing to attract business on slow days. She'd forgotten the toxins embedded

Finished: 1/26/11 @ 12:09
NixonBlack's photo
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She touched the knot behind her ear and rubbed them. They ached from the strain of the week's stresses. After a moment, a tiny door opened beneath her fingers and her eyes glowed

Finished: 1/26/11 @ 11:51
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One day there was a rapper named Drake. He knew that Nello was his biggest fan, so he flew to California from Toronto, just to meet his biggest fan. He knocked on her door...

Finished: 1/24/11 @ 23:27
MoralEnd's photo
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When he sat in the chair the world zoomed around him. It was like watching a movie in fast forward. He stood up and noticed that 100 years had gone by. His wife was dead now and

Finished: 1/23/11 @ 15:13
stevenman's photo
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Once upon a time there was a young hippopotamus girl called Zoe, she was walking through an Urban jungle called Camden...

Finished: 1/23/11 @ 15:09
Mensanity's photo
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The orange jumpsuit and grease-slicked hair made my brother look for all the world like the worthless punk he was. His nonchalance pissed off the judge enough that

Finished: 1/23/11 @ 13:29