MoralEnd's photo
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Look again at the Maltese vertigo near the keypoint. Subservient feelings will attempt a cover up, but you must not give way. Look and see them, on the canyon cliffs, bleeding on

Finished: 1/17/11 @ 16:06
cuthere's photo
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Don't piss old St. Nick off this year let me tell ya! The North Pole is not immune to a recession! I heard that if you're on the "naughty" list this year that he's going to

Finished: 1/17/11 @ 16:00
NixonBlack's photo
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The books fell from the shelf and onto her head, but they were paperbacks. This was the second quake in five minutes. The first had caused her parents to fall from the balcony.

Finished: 1/17/11 @ 02:07
MoralEnd's photo
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The drug cartel has shot up like a weed. Grown beyond his wildest dreams. They were now the government of Mexico, calling the shots. He finally could make

Finished: 1/17/11 @ 02:02
MoralEnd's photo
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They had been living in IKEA for 6 mos. now. They ate .99 cent Swedish meatballs everyday and lounged in the model front rooms. When they got sick of a decor, they just walked to

Finished: 1/17/11 @ 01:56
NixonBlack's photo
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"Let the dice fall where they may" he said. "But these are dice made from the bezoar we dug from your stomach last month". "It didn't kill me then and it won't --" he started

Finished: 1/17/11 @ 01:32
NixonBlack's photo
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The scent of pine covered his fingers and reminded him it was Christmas time when he leaned a cheek against his fist. Only two days left, but five before Christmas. He would never

Finished: 1/17/11 @ 00:02
OldestLiving's photo
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No, no, Bruce. Not Butt Pirates. But pirates. They are grammar terrorists.

Finished: 1/16/11 @ 11:35
NixonBlack's photo
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He was definitely never drinking melon liquor ever again. The number of heaves wasn't important until after the 50th or so, but the color was. They were meant to be green, but

Finished: 1/16/11 @ 11:30
zap737's photo
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"If I wanted a lemur I would have asked for a lemur..." he exploded, exasperated. The young girl took a step back from the counter. "Oh alright, you said he could be fitted with

Finished: 1/16/11 @ 10:31