NixonBlack's photo

Her crayons ground out a foreboding warning on the page. Her parents and principle called a meeting to decide how to get her to draw rainbows, but there were no rainbows in hell.

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 14:22
NixonBlack's photo

I told you before that when you want something done, you hire three contractors for peanuts and give the massive bonus to whomever succeeds first.

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 14:17
Davodd's photo

David and Vic were farmers with adjoining property. They had been fighting for several years about water rights. Vic passed David while driving his truck and became angry when

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 14:12
NixonBlack's photo

The BEATles. Not Beetles, B E A T les. They changed the name to incorporate something musical. Some kind of group of musical insects or something. Why some ass had to kill one

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 14:09
Davodd's photo

There was recently a major release of substances from a waste disposal site in the county. Owen is the current owner of the site; Fred is a former owner. Hap is the producer of the

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 13:48
JFalarski's photo

the bathroom tiles where cold on her feet. she sat on the lip of the bath tub, listening to the tick tock of the kitchen timer waiting for the sign. he stood outside the door

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 11:46
nickralton's photo

these pretzels are making me thirsty!

Finished: 1/17/11 @ 18:20
MoralEnd's photo

Look again at the Maltese vertigo near the keypoint. Subservient feelings will attempt a cover up, but you must not give way. Look and see them, on the canyon cliffs, bleeding on

Finished: 1/17/11 @ 16:06
cuthere's photo

Don't piss old St. Nick off this year let me tell ya! The North Pole is not immune to a recession! I heard that if you're on the "naughty" list this year that he's going to

Finished: 1/17/11 @ 16:00
NixonBlack's photo

The books fell from the shelf and onto her head, but they were paperbacks. This was the second quake in five minutes. The first had caused her parents to fall from the balcony.

Finished: 1/17/11 @ 02:07