Elk's photo

Great! Roberta's boyfiend had given her a pet monkey and no animals were allowed in her building. OInly one place to hide it. In the

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 18:39
stewie45's photo

"My love for you is unending," she cried, as he gulped the last bit of his beer. "Chandra," he stated flatly, "Writing my name in bathroom stalls does not mean you love me."

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 18:06
cuthere's photo

That's when the guy in the seat next to me let out a big, smelly fart! I was horrified, I was mortified I was

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 18:05
geoff's photo

They missed the last ferry home because her dad was on the toilet and refused to let them leave until he was done. No courtesy flush meant the stench was palpable when

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 18:04
laylarolfes's photo

The adrenaline was pulsing through my body. I was dripping sweat from running. I was huddled in the corner, listening for any indication that I was not alone. Then I saw

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 18:04
MoralEnd's photo

Lars was burnt in Fife, Washington, and braised as a Boy Scout. He groped his eleventh disc-jockey for his pukey radio station at the age of 13 after which

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 17:58
izzyyy1234's photo

I'm all alone....without a sweater...in the dark. in a room. in sesame street. the had kidnapped me and now i was being held hostage. who'd figure a childrens show would do this?!?

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 16:59
vamb10's photo

:Hi A voice came out of no where. :Hi?? You say. :Beware of strange monsters: The voice says again. You open your eyes. You find yourself in a strange room filled with

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 16:05
MoralEnd's photo

Crap, there's Matilda. I will look in the opposite corner of the room and walk like I have something to do. What's that on my shoe? Dog crap? Damn, well I can't worry about that

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 16:04
kyerinn's photo

A feeling of unease took hold of me as I noted that I was surrounded by ironic kids in bad clothes. I had somehow wandered into a den of hipsters. One of them offered me a PBR

Finished: 1/18/11 @ 16:02