geoff's photo

The day of the big exam had finally arrived. Gil brought his #2 pencil and his lunch, but didn't notice he'd forgot his

Finished: 11/26/10 @ 15:59
gatecoach's photo

It was finally time; Without further ado I ripped off my clothes only to find I had not brought along any

Finished: 11/26/10 @ 02:56
geoff's photo

The note read, "This is a fake stickup to test security. Put all the money in a bag and nothing funny." I bit my tongue

Finished: 11/24/10 @ 17:45
EKTM's photo

I am absolutely, positively, 100%-sure I saw an alien last night. No animal could crouch and feast on a human body like that. Oddly, it smiled at me when I flipped on the

Finished: 11/23/10 @ 22:16
Lanius's photo

As the motorcade passed, John remembered a line from an old song about an outlaw who ended up in Cleveland,

Finished: 11/23/10 @ 09:32
noah's photo

The first thing I did when I got off the plane was

Finished: 11/23/10 @ 02:34
fishhead's photo

Cleaning out my "Junk" mailbox, my eyes were drawn to the ad for Swedish Penis Enlarging cream. If only I was Swedish..

Finished: 11/23/10 @ 01:11
geoff's photo

The TV blared so loudly that he could barely make out the sounds from next door, but he knew his neighbors

Finished: 11/20/10 @ 04:32
eap5000's photo

So then I said, "What? No mayonnaise? How do you expect me to eat this pizza with no mayo?." Luigi looked ready to kill.

Finished: 11/16/10 @ 05:06
geoff's photo

The sweatshop owner had a point. I couldn't name another country where you could pay a 12 year-old $1/week to

Finished: 11/15/10 @ 15:47