MoralEnd's photo

We are being changed physically from carbon-based being with 2 strands of DNA into crystalline beings with 1,024 strands of DNA

Finished: 3/14/18 @ 00:07
Lithium's photo

They crinkled their noses, wondering what could make the room smell like this. Sally walked in and almost puked. There in the corner of the room was

Finished: 3/13/18 @ 11:36
Futique's photo

I continued to drink the poison betting on the sageseed to protect me. A couple rumbles that might have been ordinary later & we were sneaking around in her backyard with a shovel.

Finished: 3/13/18 @ 09:29
chunkbuster's photo

"How can I choose." I thought to myself. Barack Obama look alike or the grey fox veteran. I have so much to give, but I need something substantial in return.

Finished: 3/13/18 @ 00:15
Woab's photo

Professor Lulu Loomis was beginning to have second thoughts about taking a job at Hooters so soon after her sex-change operation. Maybe being a woman involved more than just

Finished: 3/12/18 @ 23:55
SlimWhitman's photo

"Nothings funnier then nude people slapping each other in the shower! Am I right, or what?" "I don't know. I mean that was late night programming. But now we're talking about

Finished: 3/12/18 @ 23:08
LunaSta's photo

d a n k

Finished: 3/12/18 @ 16:09
Awes0mSam's photo

The waiter left her spinach but took her fork, then her husband stole her knife and screamed at the shitty waiter that the knife was dirty.

Finished: 3/12/18 @ 14:18
mrskrackerja's photo

Why? Why must I do this? Why do I..

Finished: 3/12/18 @ 13:26
Rebbie's photo

Chocolate covered pretzels dipped in caramel coated mint ice ream wasn't enough to drown my disappointment at having been fired by the worlds worst company.

Finished: 3/11/18 @ 20:59