BlastedHeath's photo

"One thing I worry about," he confided at an FSA meeting, "is the mix-and-match, anything-goes stuff. You know, there was some sick Dadaism before the horrors a hundred years ago."

Finished: 12/19/20 @ 06:11
MoralEnd's photo

But the cookies had all fallen on the floor. Seth said nothing. Stacked back on the plate Sarah grabbed one. "MMMMmm...what the?" She pulled a three foot blonde hair out of her

Finished: 12/10/20 @ 17:40
BlastedHeath's photo

Our host handed out the blasters. "If any of you should linger one full week on Earth, the estate will award you $10,000! The shuttles have gone, the gates are closed. Good luck!"

Finished: 12/10/20 @ 15:05
32BitStew's photo

James felt the scarlet knife slide out of his hand.

Finished: 12/9/20 @ 22:09
Krammy's photo

I watched as I floated away from my mother. Who knew being a polar bear could be so tough? I couldn't swim to her, and she couldn't exactly swim to me either. There was a huge

Finished: 12/9/20 @ 11:42
Argghhh's photo

First Santa came in. The dalek entered through the window. The fight over presents and world destruction began. Santa flung candy canes as the dalek tried to exterminate him. Th

Finished: 12/9/20 @ 11:27
levonatron's photo

In 1963 a dutch company called Philips developed the cassette tape. It turns out that on these early tapes they recorded their startling company manifesto on an extra track. The

Finished: 12/9/20 @ 10:57
Dhanithecat's photo

Jack, the official hospital clown, was glad to have a job after graduating the School of Clownomics. His father said, "Now you can pay rent and student loans, no more sponging."

Finished: 12/8/20 @ 15:57
lucielucie's photo

Isla double-checked--pouring vodka on her rice crispies wasn't listed as one of the seven habits of highly people.

Finished: 12/4/20 @ 18:58
SlimWhitman's photo

I tell you intelligence is a curse. Look at me. I used to be among the heavenly host, looked upon with favor by the Almighty, but I could see that Eden could be so much more if

Finished: 12/4/20 @ 18:53