lucielucie's photo

I crept into my bedroom & slowly eased my sock drawer open. There they all were, nestled together dreaming happy socky dreams. I knelt down, took out my melodica & tootled a

Finished: 8/15/17 @ 17:35
Priyanka_N's photo

Pumpkins filled with candles laid alone and ignored on the NorthBrook Castle as the servants and followers abandoned Queen Evelyn on the night of the strongest Harvest Moon of the

Finished: 8/15/17 @ 15:59
Chaz's photo

By averaging the photos of 10s on 'Hot or Not,' I got an image of the perfect girl. I decided to do the same with 300 illustrations of Jesus.

Finished: 8/15/17 @ 12:12
jayursus's photo

I am Shutruk Nahunte, King of Anshand and Susa, Sovereign of the land of Elam. I destroyed Sippar, took the stele of Naram-Sin, & brought it back to Elam, where I erected it as an

Finished: 8/15/17 @ 11:34
buddyboy4711's photo

At the castle gate, the French army waited to lay siege. Inside, the English had run out of frankincense. "Can someone PLEASE dump the lair pots outside?" the King asked. An archer

Finished: 8/15/17 @ 11:25
leedog1515's photo

School was about to suck when all of a sudden I ran into the wall. Yep it sucked sooner than I thought and it only began.

Finished: 8/15/17 @ 10:05
RowenFenwick's photo

I thought I had been invited to go rollerblading with a friend, but misunderstood. What he really said was, "ROLLERBALDING!" I tried to stop but it was too late. I had the skates

Finished: 8/15/17 @ 09:42
SlimWhitman's photo

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Finished: 8/14/17 @ 21:51
BlastedHeath's photo

Oscar got me a frosty brew and Felix slipped a coaster under it. My cards were middling. I considered Cthulhu in that long moment. Were his/its tells contrived or revelatory? I

Finished: 8/14/17 @ 21:31
Sloth's photo

♪ Is you is or is you ain't my babe. Maybe babies found somebody new ♪ Is what I found myself internally singing after I called Suzy for the fifth time tonight. Whats she thinking?

Finished: 8/14/17 @ 15:16