SlimWhitman's photo
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"Frobonate your tuckets, my snockeled Jabadoons, its time to let your plungynogs dungle and leave your gingloid snuffus in the loognardy." I didn't see any tuckets I'd frobonate

Finished: 5/30/19 @ 21:30
MoralEnd's photo
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Pa pointed to the still. "Son, I want you to use your eyes to heat up that still, then fly these barrels to the county line." This was how Pa would get Clark into Moonshining

Finished: 5/30/19 @ 21:26
ethanspeltz's photo
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hi

Finished: 5/30/19 @ 14:48
lucielucie's photo
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"Don't stay in a relationship without love," the Toyota ad said on the TV. Dido shook Dave awake. "Do you agree?" she asked. "Yes," he replied, "and no." Dido nodded her head. "As

Finished: 5/30/19 @ 12:39
DSiDewd's photo
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Once upon a time there was a mentally retarded young boy named Tom. Tom lacked the mental capacity for common sense. For example, immediately after seeing a tomato being sliced,

Finished: 5/30/19 @ 00:22
Dhanithecat's photo
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While doing a weekly cleaming, Madame Dujardin received a package by pigeon post from a M. Veloux at 32 Ave. De Chaussoise. She opened it and found the following: 1. A book titled

Finished: 5/29/19 @ 19:54
mahaloseth's photo
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The world has ended because of. . . .

Finished: 5/29/19 @ 16:15
LordVacuity's photo
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With my shades all around me I sent my Will out to see you in your places, times, and seasons. My Will should have been back by now at the end of your places, times, and seasons.

Finished: 5/27/19 @ 04:38
buddyboy4711's photo
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Dearest Caleb, [enter][tab] Missionary work blows. The natives of Heekum Holkum won't stop poking my laptop. It's like they've never seen a non-touch screen before. I prayed for

Finished: 5/20/19 @ 15:02
LordVacuity's photo
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Hell is taking up more and more of Heaven's operating budget which is why there are so few miracles anymore. With all the laws of nature that a miracle takes, the fines quickly add

Finished: 5/19/19 @ 23:06