lucielucie's photo

Newton was sitting with Darwin by the fire one day. A piece of bread had fallen on the hearth. Newton picked it up. "By God, Darwin, I think we've cracked it, we've invented toast!

Finished: 9/23/18 @ 00:11
jaw2ek's photo

She was there when Big Willie won the Pulitzer. She stuck with him when he lost it all. But Big Willie was a horse and she was crazy.

Finished: 9/23/18 @ 00:06
LordVacuity's photo

Took my next left foot jump and bet it against that other thing I did in the past that you all are mad at me for, still. Only my pride covered my bet. Snake eyes never looked so g

Finished: 9/23/18 @ 00:00
KieferSkunk's photo

I have a serious question:

Finished: 9/22/18 @ 22:43
MoralEnd's photo

"Well dude, you've been saying put a camera on me, put a camera on me. Well, put a camera on me. Jesus!"

Finished: 9/22/18 @ 11:58
Theepicone's photo

"WHY?!" he screamed. as his mom rushed in, to find her son having a nervous breakdown on the floor. "What's wrong, honey?!" He replied: I read Cupcakes! Again! Why Pinkie Pie, why"

Finished: 9/21/18 @ 22:42
MoralEnd's photo

Shhhh. This is the mysterious pencil place.

Finished: 9/20/18 @ 23:14
49erFaithful's photo

Misty DuPre. 8472 Rose St. Objective: Challenging and rewarding career in sanitation management restructuring via redundancy analysis. Skills: Restructuring, Sanitation, Analysis,

Finished: 9/20/18 @ 10:53
Rebbie's photo

Soft little Muff Muffin had been quiet too long. The day was grey and sad. How had Mitchy let poor little Muff Muffy get near that

Finished: 9/20/18 @ 10:48
EmilyB's photo

No, It couldn't be.... but it was in my room staring at me. It was looking at me as if it had some authority to be here but this was my room.

Finished: 9/16/18 @ 13:53