buddyboy4711's photo
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You're listening to 106.4 FM, "The Krill", the only radio station playing exclusively beluga whale mating calls put to a metronome. Next up, we have that hot single, "My Blowhole

Finished: 11/19/19 @ 03:36
lucielucie's photo
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I was sitting wondering how many times you could drop your ipad before it actually, you know, broke for real. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a cat with wings chasing a robin

Finished: 11/18/19 @ 07:29
hamstak's photo
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"Stealing from children and murdering mimes, these are a few of my favorite crimes!" Julie Andrews was drunk again. She twirled into the groping mitts of the notorious producer,

Finished: 11/17/19 @ 15:58
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It's not even a question of 'if', but really 'how often' do you see something that you know is there and then you look again and it's gone, or changed. That's

Finished: 11/17/19 @ 12:50
Nina's photo
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HabĂ­a una vez un chico que se llamaba Andrey y que no llevaba nada de ropa.

Finished: 11/17/19 @ 11:09
hayesep's photo
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I tend to evaluate my life decisions in long car trips. Tonight was no different, one single burden briefly illuminated by the alternating glow of street lights.

Finished: 11/17/19 @ 10:07
balthus's photo
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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder." My stepfather's mom was known to pronounce that old chestnut at the drop of a hat. But as a kid, I always thought she said "abcess," since

Finished: 11/16/19 @ 14:28
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That old bag is made of cells. Cells are bags of liquid and proteinaceous glob. They contain organelles. Organelles are just smaller bags with more liquid and glob. Tea bag theory

Finished: 11/14/19 @ 19:10
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When the chief offered his daughter the interpreter told me this was an offer I couldn't turn down. "I am already married. Tell him that. Point out my wedding ring." "Why does that

Finished: 11/14/19 @ 17:01
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Thanks, I already did. Help yourself by helping others. You don't believe that chicken. I don't either. A nice country ham has no regrets; a good one has a few. But the best swine

Finished: 11/14/19 @ 12:31