lucielucie's photo

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

Finished: 10/9/17 @ 02:36
SlimWhitman's photo

The problem with the Nutcracker wasn't his wooden conversation or his gastly chops, it was in his noggin, the whorls of his brain like those of a walnut. He was crackin' nutty &

Finished: 10/9/17 @ 02:34
SlimWhitman's photo

Tranquillityite, while common on the moon is rare on Earth. Hence the lunar powers of

Finished: 10/8/17 @ 18:49
Chaz's photo

Jumping on the bar top in my platform shoes, I realized I was a different person than I thought I was.

Finished: 10/7/17 @ 16:08
lucielucie's photo

I saw my cat eat a black water vole leaving nothing but its green spleen. That vole is an endangered species. Should I shop my cat for illegal between meal snacks?

Finished: 10/6/17 @ 17:31
McKenzie's photo

The night before our departure, I could hardly contain my excitement. Leaving for Ireland for a marching band performance was the opportunity of a lifetime, especially for St. Patr

Finished: 10/6/17 @ 17:16
MelisaVargas's photo

If I study English, I'll go to USA

Finished: 10/6/17 @ 17:01
BlastedHeath's photo

In marigolds appareled, he entered the throne room of the Lizard Lady Queen. "You know that I don't like marigolds," she snapped. "Now put some clothes on." Gurfo Mettra disc

Finished: 10/6/17 @ 13:17
Chaz's photo

What would he need to take on the Appalachian Trail? So far he had one tube of anchovy paste, a can of Manwich Bold, a box of turkey dressing, and a cheddarwurst.

Finished: 10/6/17 @ 12:36
buddyboy4711's photo

Bears had gods too, y'know. According to my research at Spitsbergen, Thor Bear was widely feared/worshipped amongst Norse polars. Heathen salmon were offed in the name of Thor Bear

Finished: 10/6/17 @ 10:56