kristianstil's photo

There she stood. Motionless. Did she really realise the consequences of what she had done? Would Detective Nose track her down like a dog and make her pay?

Finished: 3/19/11 @ 06:48
OldestLiving's photo

"If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain, may I suggest the English Riviera?" The travel agent stared at me solicitously. "Torquay is like St. Barts, except

Finished: 3/19/11 @ 06:43
OldestLiving's photo

"What the Hell is in an Ornage Julius, anyway?" The customer was clealry a torublemaker, so Inez threw him her most savage look. "You want one, or not?" She began tapping her foot.

Finished: 3/18/11 @ 16:50
Odisseus's photo

Jack was a jack of many trades. Ex-miner, ex-pirate, ex-mercenary - the list was not full. It did not include, for instance, a number of ex-friends, that were possessed by a desire

Finished: 3/18/11 @ 16:38
izzyyy1234's photo

there was a cat. his name was jose. he was japanese. and yes i'm saying was...because he lost all his nine lives like....a couple minutes ago. i dont like cats...

Finished: 3/18/11 @ 10:36
bamajvc's photo

The road was creepy, just a path through the woods. Trees blocked the sun out, even at noon it was dark. Winding around until you come to the wooden bridge, but under the bridge

Finished: 3/17/11 @ 15:40
NixonBlack's photo

I snuck to the driver’s side of her giant Dodge and popped the hood. I slid out from behind the wheel and pushed the hood release completely and pushed it up.

Finished: 3/16/11 @ 22:43
NixonBlack's photo

I wouldn’t kill a pregnant woman or a kid and he was asking me to do both, never mind his double negative. It was a definite weak spot on my “bad motherfucker” resume.

Finished: 3/16/11 @ 09:21
lelon's photo

Polatitions are rubbish because....

Finished: 3/15/11 @ 22:48
eap5000's photo

I was sitting on my front porch sipping a glass of lemonade when a large group of muscular, hairy, men came over the horizon. Without thinking I grabbed my gun. The horde was back.

Finished: 3/15/11 @ 22:41