toomanycarbs's photo
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Shoes shoes shoes as far as the eye could see. She had longed for a shoe storage system but now she had one she realised her life was complete and the future was now uncertain. In

Finished: 6/23/11 @ 03:39
Trylobot's photo
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Another day of luckless job-hunting left Morraine depressed and frustrated. She had the education and the experience, and her asking salary was very reasonable, she thought.

Finished: 6/23/11 @ 03:12
AugustWest's photo
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If I had to hear that idiotic ring tone one more time, I was going to shove the stupid phone down her throat. I'd managed to avoid every episode of Glee, but here it was, right in

Finished: 6/23/11 @ 02:59
nravstar's photo
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The shortest novel in the world began: Once

Finished: 6/23/11 @ 02:37
NixonBlack's photo
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The boy stared at him with hollow eyes and a smile that was disconnected from them. Several of his teeth were missing so when he sang, a little whistle escaped with each S. A bomb

Finished: 6/23/11 @ 02:20
MoralEnd's photo
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Chevy Chase had just booked a bank commercial. Sweet Jesus had it come to this? He used to be funny right? Right!?!?!? Then his toothpaste said, "You were never funny, just

Finished: 6/23/11 @ 02:10
NixonBlack's photo
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Her ninetieth birthday smoked every other for the last 72 years. Sure, her family was there, but so was a 20 year old Swiss. He'd said he'd come for her, and 72 years later, he had

Finished: 6/23/11 @ 02:06
Leigha's photo
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FaceBook seemed to be consuming her but she loved it. She loved finding all the old friends she'd found, especially the ones from high school. What she didn't like was

Finished: 6/23/11 @ 00:48
MoralEnd's photo
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After they busted me out of prison I got a mighty grouch on. I used to go around dispossessing people of their 18 Wheelers. After speed eating a "baconator" I point the truck at

Finished: 6/21/11 @ 20:07
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"I can prove God exists." It was manifestly odd remark coming from a man who'd professed to be an atheist all his life, but when Gordon took me to his laboratory and showed me

Finished: 6/20/11 @ 19:43