jaw2ek's photo
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In his dream, Matty had to choose between 3 boxes. The first box was green with the symbol of pi on it. The second was smaller, but was glowing with an unseen light. The third

Finished: 6/5/11 @ 07:06
kenobi's photo
35

40 years underground with only IV feeding had made any taste seem special. In fact he was pretty sure the only reason he gotten any dates was for his man-made "protein shakes".

Finished: 6/4/11 @ 18:25
MoralEnd's photo
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And Superman grabbed Lois and they kissed. Then he said, "You know we can never have sex because when I ejaculate, the yellow sun gives my kiegel muscles super strength and

Finished: 6/3/11 @ 19:45
shadow28's photo
15

Are you kidding me? Are you all so perversed? I read over all the lines I could possibly add to, not finding one fit for me to even humor. I sit, sipping my nightly beverage,

Finished: 6/3/11 @ 18:46
MoralEnd's photo
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Herman was nice. He wore scarves and black-framed glasses. He wasn't gay but he wasn't straight either. The concept of sex seemed boring to him. What he really liked was

Finished: 6/3/11 @ 18:41
Fingertapper's photo
18

God how he hated Tuesdays, if it wasn't the motorcycle gangs, it was the school kids, all clamouring for more

Finished: 6/3/11 @ 17:48
MoralEnd's photo
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He had been polite in this "romantic" relationship long enough. The brainless courtesies, the phony listening. The repeating. He had made a special dinner so that he could

Finished: 6/3/11 @ 13:08
dogtrax's photo
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When his father finally gave him the Guns n Roses album, he held the vinyl up to the light, as if Slash's leads and Axl's voice would come shimmering through. Then he moved towards

Finished: 6/3/11 @ 08:11
MoralEnd's photo
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Over time he had become more like a genuine DMV office worker. Pencils and pens in his bun, his moo moo was the right shade of pink, he had flip flops with that thick sole

Finished: 6/2/11 @ 23:36
NixonBlack's photo
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She hadn’t asked for me help since I nearly burned down the house twice in one week. I’ve never really tried baking after the Christmas cookie incidents, and she never invited me

Finished: 6/2/11 @ 22:25