SlimWhitman's photo

"Hey Wilbur, ya seen theyut reddish not so twinkly star up yonder above Hanks shed bfore?" Jess, you thayut ignorant? That there's a playanut, Mars uh bulieve." "Yuh mean ayleeyuns

Finished: 5/15/19 @ 14:10
dingofolds63's photo

I have been a security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza for so long. But I am in danger of being stuffed into a suit by the animatronics.

Finished: 5/15/19 @ 13:07
PurpleProf's photo

The stinkbugs are coming! The stinkbugs are coming!

Finished: 5/15/19 @ 10:19
buddyboy4711's photo

Rick was a bundle of organs with a name. As a "human," he'd reached the hightest plane of existence by having rights and a dead-end 9-to-5 job. Lesser animals would kill for Rick's

Finished: 5/14/19 @ 22:13
49erFaithful's photo

I eat a lot of fruits and vegetables. I mean A LOT. Like a literal crap-ton. Do you even know how much that is? That's enough to distend an ox stomach three levels past engorgement

Finished: 5/14/19 @ 21:24
AnalogJim's photo

Professor Simon looked at me like I had three heads all wearing half moon glasses and pondering away. "So, what you're saying essentially is, time is three cups of coffee, Linda?"

Finished: 5/14/19 @ 16:03
Chaz's photo

There I was... there I was.... there I was... in the CONGO!

Finished: 5/12/19 @ 17:36
SlimWhitman's photo

Stay tuned for another episode of ... When Penguins Turn.

Finished: 5/12/19 @ 16:15
Proto's photo

I can't even look at you without getting flustered. I didn't want to feel this way about you, but it happened. I don't know what to do. All I know is that I fell in love with you.

Finished: 5/11/19 @ 00:18
49erFaithful's photo

"Just don't make me look like such a total idiot again George. I mean honestly, you should have seen their faces. Disgust. And rightfully so. I was a moron up there. Just glad it's

Finished: 5/10/19 @ 14:47