BerryFine's photo

10 fingers, 10 toes, 1 bebe, and no nose..... what?

Finished: 5/10/19 @ 08:54
49erFaithful's photo

Wild animals are fantastic. Love 'em. But when a male cricket begins stridulating within my premises, my domocile, my castle, it's war. That insect's going down. He could be Jiminy

Finished: 5/9/19 @ 08:13
SlimWhitman's photo

John was nervous about his audience with the pope, but he was sure he could convince him to sponsor Pabst Blue Ribbon. Why not pop a tall boy during mass instead of serving wine?

Finished: 5/8/19 @ 13:09
MoralEnd's photo

But, that was before I stared into the frozen blackness. Distance, depth it has no meaning there. No what really has meaning is when the blackness stares back. That night, the eyes

Finished: 5/7/19 @ 20:21
hollywess's photo

Once upon a time there was a middle school teacher who lived in a magical land called Highlands. She was a magical teacher who was able to grant wishes.

Finished: 5/7/19 @ 20:04
Gibber's photo

"A poltergeist is nothing but a juvenile trickster determined to plague credulous adults," said Joe Quarter as a teacup smashed against his forehead. Sally tried to look innocent.

Finished: 5/3/19 @ 02:16
49erFaithful's photo

There is a 1% chance that I'll make it through the next 5 minutes without eating that entire chocolate bar in my desk. Did I say 1%? I meant none %. No! I will not eat it! I will

Finished: 5/3/19 @ 02:02
Davodd's photo

What is it with some countries that encourage the dehumanization of certain subsets of their society? This is the 21st Century. That these idiots can torture teenagers and openly

Finished: 5/1/19 @ 09:29
Davodd's photo

Bill Clinton, Oprah Winfrey and 14 others will receive

Finished: 4/30/19 @ 16:21
MoralEnd's photo

He lifted the rifle at the shooting gallery, aimed it at the carney for a joke. He pulled the trigger. The rifle kicked. Smoke from the barrel. Blood poured from the Carney's chest

Finished: 4/30/19 @ 16:13