49erFaithful's photo
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As part of The Experience you will receive a full body massage while eating a mixed meat burrito while watching a nude ballet while listening to Beethoven's Fifth while smelling

Finished: 4/24/19 @ 01:23
jayursus's photo
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I pulled the lever, and a thousand pounds of kitten, ferret and guinea pig flew toward the enemy at hypersonic speeds. A second later a familiar crackle and hiss told me that the

Finished: 4/24/19 @ 00:50
Gibber's photo
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Ambrose Bierce Street in San Francisco is not really a street. It's a narrow dead end alley, which seems strangely appropriate. Don Swaim calls it a "rank passageway." Would Bierce

Finished: 4/23/19 @ 19:53
lucielucie's photo
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Call me, Ishmael.

Finished: 4/22/19 @ 20:44
Krammy's photo
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"Sorry sir, the country on this passport doesn't exist." The airport clerk hands back the document. "But I've lived there my entire life, how is that possible?" Gerald flails,

Finished: 4/20/19 @ 22:02
BluePhoenix's photo
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There was once a ghost. The ghost's name was Dennis. This ghost was highly curious, living in his barrel on the sidewalk. One day he saw a fedora-wearing squirrel and decided to

Finished: 4/19/19 @ 02:38
SlimWhitman's photo
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Har ni någon gång googlat på ordet döskallesjal?

Finished: 4/18/19 @ 01:28
Chaz's photo
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It was the Japanese who discovered the benefits of deep-tissue kitty massage. A Russian Blue would walk up and down your back with claws extending and contracting. For migraines,

Finished: 4/15/19 @ 17:22
Chaz's photo
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CREAeeeeeEaeeeeeeEEEEaaaakkkkkKKK! Oh I didn't see you standing there. Come in... won't you? CREAeeeeeEaeeeeeeEEEEaaaakkkkkKKK! KLUNK! CuhChunk! Thud! Click-click.

Finished: 4/15/19 @ 16:13
ZachKaRee's photo
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The Dipsy Doodle is a new roller coaster that promises zigzag turns translating into 40 Gs of force, enough to make it feel like you’re being squashed in between 2 sheets of steel.

Finished: 4/14/19 @ 19:58